Dear Fendi dress that was $2570 and is now $1542, which is still ridiculous, at net-a-porter.com,

You are gorgeous and I want you so bad but I probably won't get you. Tell Karl Lagerfeld, your creative director, to go fuck himself for making such a beautiful dress and then toying with my fragile emotions by making it cost more than six Alice + Olivia frocks.
Love,
Emily